Fantasy Football Roster Management - Extreme Spreadsheeting

Now that the season has started, it's time to manage your roster, track your player performance, look for prospects, and plan for the upcoming bye weeks. I do it, of course, through spreadsheets.

And I've uploaded the spreadsheet of all spreadsheets to help you do just that. I've been using this for years, but took the last few days to completely update it. You can download it from my MediaFire site here: FF Roster Management 2009.XLS.

This bad boy allows you to enter the offensive/defensive points (positive and negative), as well as bonus thresholds (like extra points for long field goals, yardage bonuses, etc.) all on one tab. And all the weekly scoring worksheets are automatically updated.

Here are the worksheets you'll find inside...

• Owners - Handy reference. Just fill in Team Name, Owner's Name and Email.


• Bye - 2009 NFL Bye Week Schedule.


• Roster Key - A guide for color-coding your roster, prospects, and the player scoring.


• Roster - Enter your roster of players and track how/when they were acquired, their weekly scores and their season totals.


• 1-17 - A tab for each week of the season (though most don't go all 17 week). You enter the stats and the gray formulas to the right calculate your points and totals. You can track your opponents and your bench, too.


• Scoring - Your league's scoring rules - you can alter the points/bonus thresholds on this one tab according to your league's rules - the formulas on the 17 Weekly tabs get points from here so no need to update the Weekly tabs!

It's free people. And it's helped me for years.

Hope you like it!

~Mike

It All Starts Tomorrow - Don't Panic!

Although the NFL 2009-10 schedule officially started Thursday night, and I love music, celebrations and all the hype, Sunday, September 13, is when it really all begins.

Here's some friendly advice: Don't panic.

I need to remember this myself because I've made some transactions early in the season that I lived to regret. Don't stay up until the wee hours of Monday morning making wild roster changes because of Sunday performances - unless your player is out for the season, which you won't really know until Wednesday anyway. I had Vinnie Testaverde the year he tore his ACL in Week 1. I was looking for Quarterbacks Sunday afternoon (that's an exception).

And don't start dropping everyone based on the combined performances of Weeks 1 to 3. I've made this mistake myself. It takes weeks for some players to get into the groove. It's very easy to think "I have to dump this guy. He's nothing like last year, or what they projected." You need to trust your roster, and adjust when it makes sense.

It also takes weeks before you know which rookies or originally lower-ranked players start stepping up and taking over, and that you can trust to perform week to week.

Now, if someone else is panicking, and starts offering trade deals, and they're really to your advantage, consider them, but be cautious. The same rules apply here. A receiver pulling in 180 yards and 3 TDs in Week 2 may be all his points for the season - he may not be the new go-to guy you were counting on.

Remember there have been coaching changes, trades, drafts, cuts, and the introduction of new offensive/defensive strategies and plays. Quarterbacks and receivers are still finding their rhythm. And groups of players are still evolving into a team. It's just like a team/project change at your own workplace - even when it's just one or two new players in the unit, or the loss of a player, it takes a while to reform and click.

Good luck!

Oh, I'm Ready

Yes, Randall Hank Williams, son of Hiram "Hank" King Williams, father of Shelton Hank Williams, and if I may be so informal, Bocephus.

Yes, yes, yes, I am indeed ready for 21 weeks of ass-kicking, smack-talking, bone-crushing, acrobatic, mesmeric, ridonculous and brilliant displays of grace and athleticism, tailgating, stadium-hopping, HD-watching, Sunday-partying, official-logo-team-attire-wearing, all-I-can-possibly-eat pizza, brats, hots, burgers and beans, all washed down with more beer than I could or should drink, football.

Thank you, kind sir, for asking.

Fantasy Football: Six Things to Remember

Here are some reminders:

• Any given Sunday - there are two teams in every game and the winner is never predetermined.

• Regardless of the skills or notoriety of the athlete, he is a human being and may or may not perform as expected when you start him, bench him, or oppose him. In fact, oftentimes the better-rated players psych themselves out or get caught up in their own hype and end up choking. So don't fret over your lineups. We all have stories about how many points are scored on our benches.

• It's all guesswork. Whether picking a game or setting your lineup, it's all a crap shoot. Make your choices and move on.

• Gender, former athletic trophies and bravado may add color to your Fantasy Football match up, but they have nothing to do with the ultimate outcome. Don't let the meatheads intimidate you. Geeks rule!

• You will never watch football the same way again. You will obsess over your game picks, roster choices, every yard/reception/score/mistake your players make each week. And you will attempt to perfect this telekinetic voodoo mindmeld thing you'll try through the TV whenever you see an opponent's players, hoping they fail, and fail miserably.

• It ain't rocket science. Oh you can use rocket science, thermal dynamics, velocity coefficients... There are plenty of complex algorithms available to help you determine scores, player performance, etc., and I've spent more than my share of time in analysis paralysis, but I also do just as well making quick picks. Just enjoy yourself!

NFL Football Weekly Pool Pick Em Spreadsheet Masterpiece

First, I do realize this spreadsheet may not excite you like it does me, but I'm weird like that. I love my spreadsheets; probably because I love organization, but not to the point that I'll be appearing on A&E's Obsessed any time soon.

And I've created an awesome 2009 Pick Em spreadsheet, available free to anyone who wants it. Like many of my spreadsheets, I've been using this one for years, but just took the weekend to completely revamp it. I created in Excel 2007 but saved it down to Excel 2003. Hopefully the formulas and format carry through.

You can get the file (for non-spread pick pools) from my folders on MediaFire here:
NFL Pick Em-2009-Corrected.XLS

And you can get the file (for pools against the spread) from my folders on MediaFire here:
NFL Pick Em-2009-Spread.XLS

Before I make my picks each week in the office pool, I have a ritual.

• Find out the favorites.
• Check out the point spread.
• Read about the matchups.
• Check for key player injuries.
• Consider home field advantage.
• Make my picks.
• Predict the Sunday Night and Monday night scores (you need those for tiebreakers).
• Predict the team who will score the lowest and the highest (also needed for tiebreakers).
• Choose my survival pool team (pick one team to win each week but can't choose same team twice). I actually have two of those going in the beginning of the season, then I'm quickly down to one.

As the games complete, I update my spreadsheets and see how I fared. I also check out what would have happened if I chose all favorites or all home teams. Each year, I would have won the pool at least once, if I had tried one of these methods, even after the tiebreakers - usually with all favorites. Home team advantage is not as big a factor as local fans would like to think.

So if you're detail-oriented or just want some helpful organization, this is the spreadsheet for you. I embrace my neuroses! Maybe I should be on A&E.

Let me know what you think!

[NOTE] There was a minor glitch in the original upload - had to adjust the formula and look at the A cells instead of the C cells in Column M of the Weekly tabs. Corrected spreadsheet has been posted (see hyperlink above).

Draft Day Spreadsheet

I've posted my Draft Day spreadsheet to MediaFire (my hosting site): Updated 2009 Fantasy Spreadsheet

Feel free to give it a try. I've been tweaking this one for years.

Here is an explanation of each tab:

Draft League - I use this when following the draft for my fantasy league. I copy and paste the player selected in each round under the owner's column. The positions are also color coded. They're currently in my rank order - I like the rankings and tips from Fantasy Source Football from the SportingNews. It's well worth the $19.95 per year for all of their insight. I also love their player tracking (you can track multiple fantasy teams), injury updates, sit/start tips and their player star ratings each week.

Draft - this is where I keep track of my own picks. I start with a strategy of which positions to draft first, but change that as the live draft progresses. I also follow the bye weeks of my selections to make sure I'm not too vulnerable for any one week.

Bye - just a quick chart of what teams are off on the various bye weeks to check when I'm plotting.

Depth-AFC - It's the current depth charts for all 16 teams in the AFC. Remember to tweak every few days in the preseason because it's always changing. This is helpful when selecting in later rounds - you still want a starter!

Depth-NFC - Current depth charts for the 16 NFC teams.

QB - Quarterbacks in rank order, with other helpful info like last year's stats. I like the SportingNews info here again. On Draft Day, I can delete players as they're taken (or use the font strikethrough), so I can plan my next few picks based on who's left in each position.

RB - Running Backs in rank order with last year's stats.

WR - Wide Receivers in rank order.

TE - Tight Ends in rank order.

K - Kickers in rank order.

D - Defenses in rank order.

Rookies - Rookies to watch. QB Matt Ryan was a rookie last year. You never know who will step up this year!

Sleepers - I haven't done my research this year, but they're always fun to track so you can choose one in the late, late rounds.

This is the only spreadsheet I need on draft day. I keep a template and reuse for each league.

Tell me what you think!

Rookie Mistakes

Here are a few helpful hints when heading to your Fantasy Football Draft.

• Bring the Depth Charts! NFL teams carry large rosters. Know who the starters are! I'll post a separate piece on each position.


• Don't get sucked into the hype about last year's Heisman Trophy winners. It doesn't guarantee a starting position this year!


• Know who's injured. A mild preseason injury isn't serious. A torn ACL is a season-ender. Don't count on your fellow owners to let you know before you say, "Final answer!" Many will, but it's also a competition and they're not obligated.


• Know who's suspended. You read about player notoriety in the headlines all the time. Now you need to pay attention. For example, this year Wide Receive Donte Stallworth has already been suspended for the year because of his March 14th DUI Manslaughter conviction.


• Know who's throwing to whom. A great wide receiver who moves to a new team, new offense and rookie quarterback may not be pulling down all the yards, receptions or touchdowns like he did in years past.


• Don't get carried away with your home team. When I first started, all I knew were the local heroes. Stockpiling all players from one team screams rookie, and rarely does anyone any good. However, refusing to draft certain players based on personal choice is fine. I'd select Marc Bulger's backup before picking Michael Vick. Just sayin'.


• Avoid the Committees! Just like at the office, committees can mean trouble in Fantasy. I mean Running Back by committee. You want the RB on a team where he gets the majority of carries on the field (for the yardage) and into the end zone (for the TDs). Nothing stings more than watching your guy carry the ball 59 yards and some other tank running it in for the big score.

And, yes, I'm speaking from experience on all of these. ;-)
~Mike