Friday, September 4, 2009

Oh, I'm Ready



Yes, Randall Hank Williams, son of Hiram "Hank" King Williams, father of Shelton Hank Williams, and if I may be so informal, Bocephus.

Yes, yes, yes, I am indeed ready for 21 weeks of ass-kicking, smack-talking, bone-crushing, acrobatic, mesmeric, ridonculous and brilliant displays of grace and athleticism, tailgating, stadium-hopping, HD-watching, Sunday-partying, official-logo-team-attire-wearing, all-I-can-possibly-eat pizza, brats, hots, burgers and beans, all washed down with more beer than I could or should drink, football.

Thank you, kind sir, for asking.